Cowboys Fan Meltdown, Moon's Sandwich Board & Hand Herpes

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What do a tortured football fan, a homemade sandwich board, and a lawsuit involving hand herpes have in common? Unfortunately, they're all part of our morning.Welcome back to The Rizzuto Show, the funny podcast where Rizz, Moon Valjean, King Scott, Lern, and Rafe Williams somehow manage to make St. Louis news, sports arguments, and basic personal hygiene sound like emergencies requiring a legal department.We kick things off with John Ulett's collection of life rules, including his deeply concerning approach to eating hot dogs. Apparently, the ends are off-limits. We're not sure that's wisdom, but it's definitely information we can't unlearn. Lern is preparing for a women's retreat in the…