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Proper True Yarn

He Woke Up With a Stack of Love Letters for Keith Urban | Proper True Yarn Podcast (Part 4)

Oct 6, 2026 · 14m

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Part four with Luke Geiger is the touring yarns, starting with a crash course in hospitality riders and the piss-takes buried in them: six mandarins, three peeled and three unpeeled, green M&Ms picked out of the bowl, and one bloke whose rider ends with a framed picture of Trace Adkins. Luke's had his own rider rinsed by another artist who shall remain nameless but absolutely knows who he is, and there's the all-time Mackay classic from his pub days with Big Sexy: play a packed Friday night at Malloy's, tell the barman to tab the drinks up, then go to collect the cash at the end and get told you owe us 300 bucks. Then the main event, the night that became a song. Luke, Big Sexy and Luke's…